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j u s t         f o r        y o u r     s m i l e

Whether they are bad puns or "dad jokes" I love to laugh. Please share your favorite joke with me! (form is below...)
For example:
I can tune a violin,                                  
What is the difference between a cello and violin?
but I can't tune-a-fish.                          A cello burns longer!


or:

I want to go back in time to meet the person who invented the number ZERO!
I will say: "Thanks for NOTHING!"


The first french fries were not cooked in France...
They were cooked in grease!



Bad Joke from Alvaar
Q: 
Why did the gorilla bring a banana to the doctor's office?
A: It wasn't peeling well!
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Bad Joke from Ella

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!


Bad Joke from Vic
Q)  If you’re Russian when you go in the bathroom and Finnish when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while in the bathroom?
A)  
European.


Bad Joke from Reyd
Q) What did the tomato say to the celery when they were playing hide and seek?
A) Stalker!!!!


Bad Joke from Zerxes
Q) What is the difference between a viola and a fish?
A) You can't tune a fish!

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Bad Joke  from Steve
Frank said to the violinist, "You are amazing! How do you play so well?"
"Practice," said the violinist.
"It must be an innate gift," says Frank
"Practice," said the violinist.
Frank: "I'll never understand how some people are so talented... a mystery!"
"PRACTICE" said the violinist!

Bad Joke from Steve

A tourist from New York was staying in Houston. He asked a Texan: "what's the quickest way to the post office?"
"Are ya walkin' or are ya drivin'?" asked the Texan.
"Driving," said the New Yorker.

The Texan said: "Well, that's the fastest way…"

Bad Joke from Lexi
I would have worn camouflage - but I couldn't find it!

Bad joke from Zach
A snail bought a car that had an "S" on the door: It wanted people to say "Look at that S car go!"   (Escargot in French = snail)

Bad joke from Cameron
Q) What did one wall say to the other wall?
A) I'll meet you in the corner!
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Some   Video   Selections:

A selection from Gustav Mahler's Symphony #1, Movement 4

Fun     music      v i d e o s :

Vegetable      o r c h e s t r a  !

I c e      M u s i c 

Watch instruments being made out of vegetables - then see and hear a tasty concert!

Sounds and instruments from ice!


A   n   i   m   a   l         m   u   s   i   c   !

A composer made a piece of music that uses Nora, the Piano Cat!
Shark variations!
  • Home Page
  • About Me
    • Violin Videos & Audio Samples
    • Chamber Music
    • Compositions
    • Conducting Videos
    • Alexander Rybak Concert
  • Orchestras
    • Sociable Strings (Adult Orch)
    • SIT Orchestra (College)
    • Carnegie Hill Orchestra >
      • Carnegie Hill 2
    • Sinfonia 11:30 Saturday
    • Con Spirito 10:30 Saturday
    • Overture Page 9:30 Saturday
  • Private Students
    • Private Lessons, Coachings, Classes
    • Current & Potential Students
    • Practice Tips
    • 3rd Street Student Form
  • Just For Fun
    • More Fun!
    • Videos: Many Styles