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Have any bad jokes? Send them to me!
Newest ones are at the top!
Newest ones are at the top!
Bad Joke from Abbie
Q) Why was the orchestra's behavior so bad?
A) Because they couldn't conduct themselves!
Bad Joke from Maya
Q) Why didn’t the skeleton the road?
A) Because he didn’t have the guts.
Bad Joke from Joseph
Want to hear a joke about staccato?
Never mind, it's too short.
Bad Joke from Julia
When lightning strikes an orchestra, who gets hit first?
The conductor! (sorry Maestro)
Bad Joke from Abbie
Q: What time does a clock strike thirteen?
A: Time to get the clock fixed!
Bad Joke from Billie
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice!
Bad Joke from Julia
Two guys walk into a bank wearing masks. Everyone looks scared, and then they take out guns...and everyone looks relieved. "Oh, thank god, it's a robbery!"
Bad Joke from Isabella
Q) What did the big flower say to the little flower?
A) Hi, Bud!
Bad Joke from Ashby
Q) How do you make a hot dog stand?
A) You take away its chair!
Bad Joke from Steve
Frank said to the violinist, "You are amazing! How do you play so well?"
"Practice," said the violinist.
"It must be an innate gift," says Frank
"Practice," said the violinist.
Frank: "I'll never understand how some people are so talented... a mystery!"
"PRACTICE" said the violinist!
Bad Joke from Steve
A tourist from New York was staying in Houston. He asked a Texan: "what's the quickest way to the post office?"
"Are ya walkin' or are ya drivin'?" asked the Texan.
"Driving," said the New Yorker.
The Texan said: "Well, that's the fastest way…"
Bad Joke #3 From Lexi
I would have worn camouflage - but I couldn't find it!
Bad joke from Zach
A snail bought a car that had an "S" on the door: It wanted people to say "Look at that S car go!" (Escargot in French = snail)
Bad joke from Cameron
Q) What did one wall say to the other wall?
A) I'll meet you in the corner!
Q) Why was the orchestra's behavior so bad?
A) Because they couldn't conduct themselves!
Bad Joke from Maya
Q) Why didn’t the skeleton the road?
A) Because he didn’t have the guts.
Bad Joke from Joseph
Want to hear a joke about staccato?
Never mind, it's too short.
Bad Joke from Julia
When lightning strikes an orchestra, who gets hit first?
The conductor! (sorry Maestro)
Bad Joke from Abbie
Q: What time does a clock strike thirteen?
A: Time to get the clock fixed!
Bad Joke from Billie
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice!
Bad Joke from Julia
Two guys walk into a bank wearing masks. Everyone looks scared, and then they take out guns...and everyone looks relieved. "Oh, thank god, it's a robbery!"
Bad Joke from Isabella
Q) What did the big flower say to the little flower?
A) Hi, Bud!
Bad Joke from Ashby
Q) How do you make a hot dog stand?
A) You take away its chair!
Bad Joke from Steve
Frank said to the violinist, "You are amazing! How do you play so well?"
"Practice," said the violinist.
"It must be an innate gift," says Frank
"Practice," said the violinist.
Frank: "I'll never understand how some people are so talented... a mystery!"
"PRACTICE" said the violinist!
Bad Joke from Steve
A tourist from New York was staying in Houston. He asked a Texan: "what's the quickest way to the post office?"
"Are ya walkin' or are ya drivin'?" asked the Texan.
"Driving," said the New Yorker.
The Texan said: "Well, that's the fastest way…"
Bad Joke #3 From Lexi
I would have worn camouflage - but I couldn't find it!
Bad joke from Zach
A snail bought a car that had an "S" on the door: It wanted people to say "Look at that S car go!" (Escargot in French = snail)
Bad joke from Cameron
Q) What did one wall say to the other wall?
A) I'll meet you in the corner!